James B. Martini

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Must-See Ninja Event of the Spring

Ninja Holiday is now on general release. Don't give away the ending.




4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Methinks that the inner life is always better than the outer version. Pineapple popping and taught areolas? Please. No one is that bond.

March 18, 2006 10:49 AM  
Blogger James B. Martini said...

Au contaire, anonymous. Some of us are indeed that Bond. Taught areolas are a daily reality for all humanity, although there's no doubt that a cool breeze on sea-salted skin will up the 007 ante. And while personally I'm a mango man myself, fruit popping is luxury that all can afford. Bond is a state of mind - join us.

March 19, 2006 5:44 PM  
Blogger Ptr. said...

Does "being Bond" include doing Bondage?

:-)

March 20, 2006 10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big badass beach bond bitches - brilliant, boy

March 21, 2006 6:36 PM  

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