"World's stupidest bottom-burp?"

BAMBI: So here goes with the starter for 10. What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?
[Mike buzzes in]
ANNOUNCER: Scumbag, Mike.
MIKE: Six hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.
VYVYAN: I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!
BAMBI: 10 points, Scumbag, and your question: Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?
MIKE: [buzzing in] Toxteth O'Grady.
BAMBI: Correct, 5 points.
VYVYAN: You bum bag!
BAMBI: The world's stupidest bottom-burp?
NEIL: [buzzing in] Rick, Britain!
BAMBI: Correct, 5 points.
RICK: It is not!
BAMBI: And finally, for 5 bonus points to take you into the lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards?
RICK: [buzzing in] It was me! It was me! [audience boos] Damn, damn!


Tee found at teemarto. Transcript found here; complete Young Ones transcripts, including Rick's poems, here. I wasn't going to, but I just can't resist...


Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you Cliff?
Or are you, Cliff?
'Cliff', from the episode Demolition.

(I remember owning the record that this was the cover art for. Could it be that it was all so simple then...?)