'taches

For reasons I won't go into, I'm faced at various times of the day with the MSN homepage. The inanity of the offerings on display - a flash-slide-show of romance tips, career advice, war, celebrity warblings - has ceased to amaze me, but once in a while one punches through the fog. Saw this ten minutes ago.


Now where I'm from, these are 'taches, not 'staches. And if they've returned, why are all of the "'staches" on display of such vintage? MSN editorial is just having a turkish bath, are they not? Or are they? I can't tell any more.